Day number two at home (Part 1)

This is my second day at home and I saw Little Blonde on Monday. I've called her and asked her to call me back, but she still hasn't called.

I was talking to a good friend of mine today about my situation. As many of you know, I've got a lot of problems and I'm not afraid to admit it. About two years ago I decided my life wasn't working for me, so I sought out the best psychologist, and the best psychiatrist in town. I mix up which one is which, but I saw the one who prescribes medication the other day for my regular appointment. In the two years of seeing this person (that can prescribe medication) he has put me on, in his own words, every antidepressant on the market. So the other day I asked him for my official diagnosis. He said, "Major Depressive Disorder". I told him (and this is while I was dating Little Blonde) that when I'm dating someone, I have absolutely no depressive thoughts or feelings. He looked back through his notes and said that this was the first time in two years that I've had a girlfriend. He was correct. I told him it totally changes everything when I have someone calling me at work, asking me when I'll be home, taking me to the airport and picking me up again and calling me when I'm on the trip asking if I can come home early. I was explaining to him that I don't have any depressive thoughts or actions when I'm in a relationship. After we discussed this more, he said he would change my diagnosis to, "Personality Disorder/Abandonment Issues"; untreatable with medication. At least now we have an explanation for why the antidepressants didn't work.