Okay Funny But Really Not Funny At a All

Okay, funny but really not funny at all. You know those necklaces you've seen on TV that you can wear in case of a fall. You just press the button to call for help. "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!" Yeah, those. Before long I'm going to be getting one of those. A few months ago, as some of you will remember, I fell through the ceiling at my house. Thank goodness the cleaning lady was there to call for help. Today, I so innocently thought I'd give one of the dogs a bath. I gave her a bath and I called her into the utility room. Yes, she was dripping wet. I grabbed a towel and proceeded to dry her off. Before I knew it, I looked like Shaggy on Scooby Doo. My feet were up in the air and I fell hard on the tile floor and hit my head. I woke up about 10 minutes later or so with a terrible headache which I still have. It's a really good thing I have good health insurance! Just thought I would do a quick share.