Dallas (RERUN) Part 3

As things are getting organized to proceed to South Fork, Jason panics and realizes he has no security to walk with JR down the red carpet once he arrives. So, of course, I volunteer. "Hey I've got a buddy with me, he and I can do that. You just need us to walk him down the red carpet right?" Yes, thats all. Little Buddy and I become Wildeco Security, Inc. We arrive back at South Fork, the stars walk down the red carpet, JR flies in and WE walk him down the red carpet. "Get Back. Excuse us. Coming through." Captured by video footage. Yes, I can prove it.

The rest of the night was spent serving the stars. I was back and forth gathering drinks for the stars, making sure JR had wine for his wife (which I delivered to the back of the bus and when he answered the bedroom door he was standing in his boxer shorts!) I've seen JR in his underwear in real life! At one point during the night, Jason finally asks me what my name was and then quickly sends it out over the walkie talkies that Johnny Wilde has an all access pass to any of the event. I had been such a good help he wasn't going to let me go.

As things finally started winding down, the stars were all seated eating their meal and it was time for Little Buddy and I to get something to eat. I told Jason where we were going and he invited us back to the bus after we had had our meal. Okay, so we can't turn down an invitation. Stepping onto the bus was like stepping into a Motley Crue Video. Girls, Girls, Girls. Young girls being served alcohol as fast as possible. Jason comes staggering out of the back bedroom, his eyes wired on something. Needless to say, my acting only goes so far and Little Buddy and I split.

After returning home, I find out later that we have made Channel 8 Dallas News footage on the red carpet with JR. Many of the fans were super upset over the way the event went and were asking for refunds on their expensive ticket money. It made the evening news. Jason ends up being a friend or family member of JR's and thats how he gets production credits but obviously wasn't prepared for the pressure. He should of contacted me much earlier in his planning stages. One more life experience to write down in the book.