Johnny talks about an unexpected present for his birthday this year and it just so happens to come from his mother. What makes it weirder is that they do not give each other presents but for some odd reason this year his mother decided to send him a happy birthday email with some memories and photographs. Johnny reads the emails each talking about his birthdays in very extravagant detail. She starts out by talking about the year Johnny was born and that it just so happened to be a bicentennial year. Then she continues on to talk about Johnny’s first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, and with doubtful finality the eight birthday. For each birthday she describes who attended, what the theme was, and various other details. Johnny finds these emails quite odd yet interesting.
Hosts: Johnny Wilde